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boo
18 years ago
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I would like to get started making cheese.
can someone reccomend a good book.
And a source for the starters ect...
Thanks

I soon will have backyard sheeps milk, (this spring) and would like to
get prepared.
Gunther Anderson
18 years ago
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Post by boo
I would like to get started making cheese.
can someone reccomend a good book.
And a source for the starters ect...
Thanks
I soon will have backyard sheeps milk, (this spring) and would like to
get prepared.
Can't help you with your other, more technical post (though I'm not sure
freezing is good - the crystal formation process might tear your fat
globules up too much), but I'm fond of www.cheesemaking.com. Ricki
Carroll's got a couple of books out as well, which are great. I think
the first book I had was And That's How You Make Cheese! by Shane Sokol,
which was great as well.

Good luck,
Gunther Anderson
Scott
18 years ago
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You might try asking your questions on another group that's a bit more
active than this one. Yahoo groups has artisan cheesemakers, which is
fairly active. Here's the URL:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Artisan_Cheesemakers/

There is a list-serve called Cheese Digest that also is fairly active.
You can find it here:

http://hbd.org/mailman/listinfo/cheese

Good luck with the cheese!

Scott
Post by boo
I would like to get started making cheese.
can someone reccomend a good book.
And a source for the starters ect...
Thanks
I soon will have backyard sheeps milk, (this spring) and would like to
get prepared.
boo
18 years ago
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Thank You scott I went to the suggested sites....
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Scott
18 years ago
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Artisan Cheesemakers closed down the day after I suggested it! Must
have been my fault <g>.

Scott
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Radium
18 years ago
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Post by boo
I would like to get started making cheese.
can someone reccomend a good book.
And a source for the starters ect...
Thanks
I soon will have backyard sheeps milk, (this spring) and would like to
get prepared.
Just steer clear of cheddar cheese.

Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and
wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it.

The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many
have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty
odor that makes gag just when thinking about it.

When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't
stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a
cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was
so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar
cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and
stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa.

Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and
needs therapy for his/her own good.

Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and
kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy
kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl.

Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your
next day will be kakaa hell.

In addition, low-fat cheese is causes far more stinky farts and
diarrhea than full-fat cheese.

Cream cheese can taste wonderful and not cause any diarrhea or
unusually-stinky farts. OTOH, cheddar cheese [esp. non-fat] stinks like
human diarrhea kakaa foam. You have to flush around 3 times to clean
the toilet bowl. Expect a noticeable amount of stinky kakaa foam to be
on the toilet seat, and perhaps even the lid. Also expect the bathroom
to stink like human fart for the next 2 days. No air-freshener will
help. Try to fart a day after eating cheddar cheese -- you'll end up
doing stinky kakaa in your pants.

Cheddar cheese causes your anus to feel tickly and itchy the next day.
Its a very sickening feeling. Its like ants going up your ass. Very
disgusting. It causes your kakaa to stinky badly. Simply laughing or
sneezing can cause you to involuntarily-release small pieces of
extremely-stinky kakaa foam from your kakaa-hole.

So take my advice. Avoid cheddar
cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such abstinence will save you the embarassment of public
defecation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The problem is, cheddar cheese by itself stinks like human kakaa.

A slice of cheddar cheese = square piece of human kakaa.

If you're going to eat cheddar cheese, you might as well eat human
kakaa. Because both stink equally badly.

I am only telling the truth. Cheddar cheese stinks like thick human
diarrhea kakaa foam and causes stinky foamy viscous diarrhea kakaa and
silent-but-deadly wet farts in humans. This farting is often
accompanied by an unintended defecation of stinky thick diarrheal kakaa
foam.

I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous
farts/feces.

Its cheddar cheese thats evil.

Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in
humans.

Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart
foam.

I have no problem with sour cream or cream cheese, either.

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