Cheddar Cheese = Stinky Thick Human Diarrhea Kakaa Foam

[Radium]

Cheddar cheese stinks like thick human diarrhea kakaa foam

Just steer clear of cheddar cheese.

Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa

Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and
wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it.

The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many
have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty
odor that makes gag just when thinking about it.

When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't
stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a
cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was
so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar
cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and
stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa.

Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and
needs therapy for his/her own good.

Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and
kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy
kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl.

Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your
next day will be kakaa hell.

In addition, low-fat cheese is causes far more stinky farts and
diarrhea than full-fat cheese.

Cream cheese can taste wonderful and not cause any diarrhea or
unusually-stinky farts. OTOH, cheddar cheese [esp. non-fat] stinks like
human diarrhea kakaa foam. You have to flush around 3 times to clean
the toilet bowl. Expect a noticeable amount of stinky kakaa foam to be
on the toilet seat, and perhaps even the lid. Also expect the bathroom
to stink like human fart for the next 2 days. No air-freshener will
help. Try to fart a day after eating cheddar cheese -- you'll end up
doing stinky kakaa in your pants.

Cheddar cheese causes your anus to feel tickly and itchy the next day.
Its a very sickening feeling. Its like ants going up your ass. Very
disgusting. It causes your kakaa to stinky badly. Simply laughing or
sneezing can cause you to involuntarily-release small pieces of
extremely-stinky kakaa foam from your kakaa-hole.

So take my advice. Avoid cheddar
cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such abstinence will save you the embarassment of public
defecation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The problem is, cheddar cheese by itself stinks like human kakaa.

A slice of cheddar cheese = square piece of human kakaa.

If you're going to eat cheddar cheese, you might as well eat human
kakaa. Because both stink equally badly.

I am only telling the truth. Cheddar cheese stinks like thick human
diarrhea kakaa foam and causes stinky foamy viscous diarrhea kakaa and
silent-but-deadly wet farts in humans. This farting is often
accompanied by an unintended defecation of stinky thick diarrheal kakaa
foam.

I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous
farts/feces.

Its cheddar cheese thats evil.

Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in
humans.

Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart
foam.

I have no problem with sour cream or cream cheese, either.

[khee mao]

Post by Radium
Cheddar cheese stinks like thick human diarrhea kakaa foam
Just steer clear of cheddar cheese.
Cheddar cheese stinks like human kakaa
Cheddar cheese causes a foul-smelling foam of steatorrhea kakaa and
wet, foamy farts in humans who eat it.
The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses. On burgers, many
have melted cheddar cheese on it. This gives off a very stinky nasty
odor that makes gag just when thinking about it.
When heated, many cheeses tend to develop different flavors. I can't
stand it. I don't know how anyone can. I've tried to eat a
cheeseburger. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF. The hot cheddar cheese was
so overpowering. I just don't get how anyone can stand heated cheddar
cheese. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO strong and
stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheddar cheese = foamy human diarrhea kakaa.
Anyone who thinks he/she likes cheddar cheese is self-destructive and
needs therapy for his/her own good.
Cheddar cheese is a nasty demon of a laxative. It makes your farts and
kakaa unusually malodorous. It causes you to squirt thick stinky foamy
kakaa on the toilet seat along with the toilet bowl.
Next time you think of eating a slice of cheddar cheese, remember, your
next day will be kakaa hell.
In addition, low-fat cheese is causes far more stinky farts and
diarrhea than full-fat cheese.
Cream cheese can taste wonderful and not cause any diarrhea or
unusually-stinky farts. OTOH, cheddar cheese [esp. non-fat] stinks like
human diarrhea kakaa foam. You have to flush around 3 times to clean
the toilet bowl. Expect a noticeable amount of stinky kakaa foam to be
on the toilet seat, and perhaps even the lid. Also expect the bathroom
to stink like human fart for the next 2 days. No air-freshener will
help. Try to fart a day after eating cheddar cheese -- you'll end up
doing stinky kakaa in your pants.
Cheddar cheese causes your anus to feel tickly and itchy the next day.
Its a very sickening feeling. Its like ants going up your ass. Very
disgusting. It causes your kakaa to stinky badly. Simply laughing or
sneezing can cause you to involuntarily-release small pieces of
extremely-stinky kakaa foam from your kakaa-hole.
So take my advice. Avoid cheddar
cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such abstinence will save you the embarassment of public
defecation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The problem is, cheddar cheese by itself stinks like human kakaa.
A slice of cheddar cheese = square piece of human kakaa.
If you're going to eat cheddar cheese, you might as well eat human
kakaa. Because both stink equally badly.
I am only telling the truth. Cheddar cheese stinks like thick human
diarrhea kakaa foam and causes stinky foamy viscous diarrhea kakaa and
silent-but-deadly wet farts in humans. This farting is often
accompanied by an unintended defecation of stinky thick diarrheal kakaa
foam.
I eats lots of butter and cream. No diarrhea, no unusually-malodorous
farts/feces.
Its cheddar cheese thats evil.
Cheddar cheese causes stinky diarrhea foam and stinky foamy farts in
humans.
Cheddar cheese stinks like human diarrhea kakaa foam and human fart
foam.
I have no problem with sour cream or cream cheese, either.

so much effort, so little funneh.

[Radium]

Post by khee mao
so much effort, so little funneh.

The day after eating cheddar cheese, defecation feels like some pervert
is tickling your ass while you do kakaa.

[Tommy Joe]

Post by Radium
The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses.

In my younger years I shop-lifted food from major super markets.
I was not a professional booster. I did it mainly out of hunger. But
I was so good at it that at times I would steal something I didn't
really need, just because it looked interesting.

Such a case was the time I was walking through the cheese aisle
and happened upon something called "Beir Kaise" (sp?), which is German
for "beer cheese". At the time I drank beer every night, so the name
alone was enough to prompt me to open the package and take a whiff. It
was the most powerful cheese I had ever smelled. I just had to show
this to the guys at the poolroom. So I slipped a small pack of the
Baer Kaise into my pocket and walked out.

Well, later that night, a bunch of us went to a friend's house for
some partying, at which time I announced to all that I had something
remarkably horrific I wanted them to smell. And smell they did, each
one gagging and saying something like, "Whoa!", or, "Holy shit!" And
that was it. I stole the cheese purely for the pleasure of seeing my
friends react in such a way. I wrapped it tight in a brown bag and put
it aside to take home at the end of the night.

About two hours into the party everyone was getting blasted as
usual and somebody suddenly began complaining about someone else's feet
stinking. "Aint mine", I said, "I'm wearing clean socks." This went
on for maybe 5 full minutes, which is actually a pretty long time, and
I too was curious as to who was the guy with the stinky feet. So I
began to trace the stench, like a dog hounding an escaped con. I
wandered all over my friend's apartment sniffing until finally I found
the source. It was the beer cheese. Seems I had placed it on the
gas-heater off to the side of the room, with the heater running at a
low temperature without my knowledge, causing the cheese to slowly melt
as it's bubbling reek filled the room and clung to the nasal hairs of
every person in the room. Try it sometime, Radium - and you will
discover that cheddar cheese is mild by comparison.

Tommy Joe

[Radium]

Post by Tommy Joe

Post by Radium
The nastiest cheesy odor for me include cheddar cheese, parseman, and
romano cheeses -- cheddar being the worst. These cheese stink,
especially when heated. I hate hot cheddar cheeses.

In my younger years I shop-lifted food from major super markets.
I was not a professional booster. I did it mainly out of hunger. But
I was so good at it that at times I would steal something I didn't
really need, just because it looked interesting.
Such a case was the time I was walking through the cheese aisle
and happened upon something called "Beir Kaise" (sp?), which is German
for "beer cheese". At the time I drank beer every night, so the name
alone was enough to prompt me to open the package and take a whiff. It
was the most powerful cheese I had ever smelled. I just had to show
this to the guys at the poolroom. So I slipped a small pack of the
Baer Kaise into my pocket and walked out.
Well, later that night, a bunch of us went to a friend's house for
some partying, at which time I announced to all that I had something
remarkably horrific I wanted them to smell. And smell they did, each
one gagging and saying something like, "Whoa!", or, "Holy shit!" And
that was it. I stole the cheese purely for the pleasure of seeing my
friends react in such a way. I wrapped it tight in a brown bag and put
it aside to take home at the end of the night.
About two hours into the party everyone was getting blasted as
usual and somebody suddenly began complaining about someone else's feet
stinking. "Aint mine", I said, "I'm wearing clean socks." This went
on for maybe 5 full minutes, which is actually a pretty long time, and
I too was curious as to who was the guy with the stinky feet. So I
began to trace the stench, like a dog hounding an escaped con. I
wandered all over my friend's apartment sniffing until finally I found
the source. It was the beer cheese. Seems I had placed it on the
gas-heater off to the side of the room, with the heater running at a
low temperature without my knowledge, causing the cheese to slowly melt
as it's bubbling reek filled the room and clung to the nasal hairs of
every person in the room. Try it sometime, Radium - and you will
discover that cheddar cheese is mild by comparison.
Tommy Joe

I've smelled beer cheese before. It smells similar to rancid butter. I
still think cheddar cheese is much worse.

[Tommy Joe]

Post by Radium
I've smelled beer cheese before. It smells similar to rancid butter. I
still think cheddar cheese is much worse.

I can see the headline now - "Man beaten to death in dispute of
smelliest cheese!" - where two strangers on a bus begin talking about
food and one mentions cheddar cheese as being really smelly, and the
other guy saying beer cheese is even worse. It gets heated and before
long devolved into an actual fight. Of course the beer cheese guy wins
the fight, but winds up going to jail where he is forced to endure
inmate-farts the rest of his life. And believe me Radium, inmate farts
are the worst, no matter what they've been eating. Actually I can see
your point about cheddar. The beer cheese really smelled more like
limburger cheese, which is famous the world over for it's incredibly
powerful reek. I just thought the story was funny, because it was true
- the beer cheese on the gas heater - and I didn't do it on purpose, it
was an accident. I drive a cab for a living and in 26 years have
picked up many farters, and believe me, in that confined space I have
inhaled some horrific bloomers. I am not going to lie, Radium - I love
smelling my own farts - and they can't get smelly enough to satisfy me
- although I don't believe in forcing them on other people. The
strongest fart on earth is when you're going down the highway at 70mph
on a motorcycle and cut a fart and you can smell it less than a second
after it's been cut. Thanks for the inspiring initial post, Radium.

Tommy Joe